Kirra Jones Parking signs in New Zealand's biggest city are under threat - from prostitutes who are swinging round the metal poles to entice customers. In the past 18 months over 40 poles have been bent, buckled or broken in one area of south Auckland, it is claimed. 'Prostitutes use these (street sign poles) as dancing poles.. Well that is certainly one way to lure them in girls.. 

Caroline Doran Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: 'Two Prostitutes -- $50.00 A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: 'JESUS SAVES.' One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!' "Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled . . 'Their sign pertains to religion' So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: TWO FALLEN ANGELS SEEKING PETER -- $50.00

Kalin Parr Going touring in the country look out Bathurst Boys I am going to want to play :-)

Chloe Whittaker A local sex worker in Darwin has spoken of the influx of workers for Darwin's Inpex gas project will boost demand in the sex industry - but like the mining industry, a shortage of skilled workers means escorts could be fly-in fly-out as well. It is said the arrival to Howard Springs of 3000 Inpex workers would be a good thing for the sex industry. An unnamed 'old player' who used to own a local agency has been back in town recently, sparking suggestions a new business venture may be on the horizon. Nobody can confirm rumours of a new brothel being set up in the area, saying it would be more likely to expand escort agencies, which are legal in the Northern Territory. "We have escort agencies where a girl either comes to you or your private premises or alternatively to your hotel." Confident of the sex industry's growth but wary of the challenges in setting up a new agency, sources say legislation banning brothels in the Northern Territory should be recondisered. "Sex workers are just like every other worker, we're good at what we do, we're safe sex experts and I believe we really do need to look at the legislation going on because brothels do allow the opportunity for occupational health and safety for sex workers just like everybody else." In the meantime, FIFO (fly-in fly-out) sex workers are expected to fill the demand. "Of course you'd be talking about fly-in fly-out sex workers, Darwin isn't for everybody, we've always had fly-in fly-out sex workers.

Heather Lee Waiting for the phone to ring.. This cold snap has forced me to rug up on the couch (tough life) & watch Series 2 of Secret Diary of A Call Girl! If you haven't seen, it's stars Billie Piper & is an exotic drama based on the real life stories of a London high class escort. She is brilliant in this role & takes us on a journey where by day she is unassuming & quiet.. But by night she comes alive when her altar ego Belle comes out to play. The most wild & successful courtesan in London. Stories from one extreme to another that will have you bent over in laughter & possibly a few stories escorts can relate to- either cringe like or reminisce over.. LOL!!!! Worth a watch if you have not seen already. & if you have seen already?  Definitely worth another watch on a chilly couch bound day :) H XX